The evil cockroach

So I learned this evening that cockroaches can indeed sense fear. I've been doing so great killing them left and right but tonight one sneaky little bastard got away and it was because I totally let it take control of the situation...He totally caught me off guard and I freaked out!

Don't you hate when they win.... Those chills that go through your veins everytime you hear a little tiny pop or hiss in your room. You look up and it's the fan, or a pen dropping on the floor. These creatures totally take over you. No movements can be made, no bathroom breaks, no snacks or anything enjoyable until you have that sense of relief... a lifeless roach, on it's back, no movement, hopefully sending out a warning to other nasty worthless creatures... BEWARE!

Thank you Cabo. You alone are teaching me more than I ever wanted to or even needed to know about this spawn of the devil animal. Still trying to figure out their general good purpose in this world... any ideas?

6 shoes thrown + No dead cock roach = Elena needs to A) work on her exterminating skills or B) hire someone to do it for her.... I'm going with the latter :D

E&T